Spitting is gross

Posted on June 20, 2011


Are you a spitter?

Please don’t spit.

Spitting is gross.

Walking on a footpath covered in loogies is gross.

If you desperately need to spit, don’t be gross about it.  Spit away from where people congregate.

I once tried to learn how to spit, but every time I just ended up with a gooberish mess down my running shorts.

So while I have respect for the skill involved in discharging a perfectly-formed loogie, I would prefer if you channeled your salivatory energies toward something more awesome – like pashing someone’s face off.

I think we can all agree that phlegm has its place; it’s just not on the footpath.